Friday, April 9, 2010

Liars and Tigers, Cougars and Sex Kittens -- Oh My!

Just when Tiger thought it was safe to come out of celebrity sex rehab, another sex kitten bursts on the scene - Tiger's neighbor's 22 year old daughter.

Another question: If you never want any evidence, why don't you furnish them a secret private, untraceable phone?

It's already a Baker's Dozen and we're not talking H&H.

Being a budding supermodel, for as good as those Bagels look, I cannot eat such things. Carbs are my ENEMY!

As my hero, mentor and fellow sex kitten Kate Moss so aptly says, "Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny".

Getting back to Tiger, we already have the 2010 Women of Tiger calendar.

Tiger, as a Master of the Universe, seems to like variety:

Rachel Uchitel - Mistress of Glamour, Parties and Home Wrecking

Joselyn James, Mistress of Pornography and Tasteless Breast Augmentation

And of course, Mindy Lawton

Mistress of Satisfying Breakfasts and Back Seat Romance

While we all know that it's the year of the Tiger, this truly is getting ridiculous!

There are always three sides to every story. Talk about all of the hot Cougars that have overstepped their bounds as teachers and robbed the cradle!

Wouldn't it be great if we could return to the 1960's - a simpler, more innocent time?

Speak to you later pussycats! Don't you just love the '60's? I know I do!

1 comment:

Dr Dave said...

GREAT stuff, Janet ... sorry I've been so fucking busy lately ... :-P ...